Well, I thought I was experienced. I've dealt with some nasty stuff in my sixteen years of parenting and fourteen years in the medical field.
I've been pooped on, puked on, coughed on, had OP urine splashed in my face, and wiped a lot, and I do mean a lot of hiney. But my darling youngest child has just taken it to a whole new level.
He has just thrown up in my face, while I slept. He got me good. Nose, mouth, ear, hair, it was all covered. While I and the couch were covered, he was virtually spotless. The kid has talent.
I still don't think my ear is clean.
ETA: Oh yeah, he soaked my pillow too. That's why he's back to sleep and I'm not.