It is necessary to become more and more creative when trying to distract a wiggly and unwilling baby during a diaper change. He has grown bored with pat-a-cake and the itsy bitsy spider. My creativity is in short supply most of the time, but occasionally; when sleep deprived and beyond myself with mundane stress, I am inspired. Thus, it is with great pride that I present for your edification...

The Poopy Diaper Song

Getcha Butt Clean,

Getcha Butt Clean,

Scrub-a-dub, Scrub-a-dub,

dub dub dub

(repeat)

Aristotle was both enraptured and amused. He even tried to sing along! "Dah, dah, dah"

Nothing beats 'butt-crack of dawn' crazy mommy talk.

[ETA] Butt crack of dawn is not an original phrase. It is borrowed from a very dear and hilarious and wise friend. I should invite her to Xanga!